I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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