is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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