Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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