that's an acceptable place to lick
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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