is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
And then my night got REAL pukey
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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