Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How does one acquire holy water?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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