i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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