ya dads aren't the best wingmen
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
