THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
Randomize
