i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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