I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Randomize
