let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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