My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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