Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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