White coat. Heels.
Fuck appropriateness.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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