So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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