The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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