marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This is classic penis vs brain.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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