i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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