I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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