Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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