I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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