My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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