her vagine was all disorganized.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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