that's an acceptable place to lick
operation have a gay friend backfired
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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