YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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