are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't think brook has ever known best
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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