Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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