sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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