you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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