He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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