The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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