How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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