I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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