I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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