can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I have fence marks all over my body
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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