just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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