why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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