so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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