I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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