Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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