i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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