all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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