i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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