Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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