I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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