i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The air taste purple.
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