Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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