i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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