I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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