How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
do nipples grow back?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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