left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Terrible idea I love it
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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