Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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