I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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