is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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