oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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